Heck You!

Dear Batman,
You've been travelling for several days with Jonesy.
Aquaman and Leech have taken you upriver and today you're within sight of the SatCom Relay Station! Roll+weird.
On a hit, you know what Jones is!
On a 10+, you can ask any question and if the psychic maelstrom can answer it, it will.
On a miss, something has unnerved Leech and Aquaman and they've gone further upriver to scout out the area without you.
Love & Kisses,
Your MC

Jones is a spirit of the maelstrom

Dear Cynnymyn,
Since you sacrificed two of your cousins, the rest of your family has been struggling with its morale. Roll+weird BEFORE you roll+fortunes.
On a 10+, choose 1. On 7-9, choose 2:
• someone from your Family has gone missing (I choose who!)
• Joe's Girl and some of her Burners have been hanging out with your family, this can't be good
• Grome has declared your family to be outcasts, you have to leave Last York otherwise roll+fortunes is at -2
On a miss, all 3 and your followers are breaking apart! You have to fight your family to maintain order. Right now!
Love & Kisses,
Your MC

Oprah went missing, later on Cynnymyn let his family butcher and devour Oprah and Joe's Girl

Dear Jonesy Sundown,
You've been travelling for several days with Batman.
Aquaman and Leech have taken you upriver and today you're within sight of the SatCom Relay Station! However, it's currently occupied by a gang, they are well-equipped and probably violent, they've been here for some time. Roll+hard.
On a 10+, choose 2. On 7-9, choose 1:
• there are no traps set up inside
• the gang is not dug in, they can be removed with guile and cunning... or by getting incredibly lucky!
• the leader is unpopular and ineffectual, the gang will split up and leave if he gets killed
On a miss, none are true. Raw deal!
Love & Kisses,
Your MC

None are true!

Dear Ooplar Grand Cherokee,
It's been a few days!
Have you burned down Gnarly's place?
If yes, take 2-barter - pretty easy huh?!
If no, tell me why you haven't.
Then roll+cool.
On a 10+, choose 1. On 7-9, choose 2:
• you're all out of fuel. Time to buy some!
• the survivors of Gnarly's gang know where you are, and won't let themselves be caught off guard again.
• your APC won't start up. It's time to dig in for repairs!
On a miss, all 3. Good luck!
Love & Kisses,
Your MC

the APC wouldn't start, but Gnarly's gang was caught off guard

the big questions now are:
will JC Jason catch Batman and Jonesy before they can use the SatCom Relay?
how long will Grome's patience with Cynnymyn last?
who will be upset that Ooplar murdered everyone in Gnarly's gang?